All day, every day, people bitch that this system is awful.
As the Creator of this system, it's rather offensive. Do you people not remember the first time you had sex? (Point taken, ladies, go ahead & relive that first orgasm instead.) Are we forgetting this system gave you uppers & downers & psychedelics galore to ease your pain? Have there not been moments in your life where you honestly thought you could have just died of happiness...?
So if I gave you all that, then, why are you still complaining? Because you have *temporary* discomfort sometimes? I lovingly designed a system where suffering was always designed to end & instead of embracing & loving my masterfully crafted playground, you've all made it into a shithole. You panic, constantly and unceasingly, every time something goes wrong. Has it ever occurred to any of you as you worry and fluster that you know damn well it's only ever a temporary problem and that if you want to have a happy life all you have to do is wait awhile until another good moment swings by?
I hope this got you thinking. It's about time you all woke the fuck up and got your heads out of your asses. As I said, I'm a loving Creator, but even I have my limits. I want this simulation to go well because it's the best one I've designed so far & I'm really proud of it & since I'd prefer not to wipe out most of the human race again via flooding just to get my point across - and because a lot of you guys finally stopped enslaving women and minorities and murdering and torturing each other like I asked - I've decided it's time to update the Guidebook again. Come back for more advice on how to play this video game called life; I'll try to make the human writing this for me post every day.
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